AOL disk

Frisbee of doom. Better than the floppy disks they used to send.

I cut off that man's head by throwing my aol disk.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 25, 2004

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AOL disk

Aol Disk.
1. A promotion of AOL sent to you in a nice looking CD to brainwash you to use it
2. A Weapon of mass destruction
3. A coaster
4. A shreader un-blocker
5. A waste of a disk
6. A swear word
7. Wheels for a model car
8. A waste of paper
9. Trash
10. A bug
11. Somthing Dead
12. A retarded person's favorite word
13. A horrible birthday gift

1. I keep getting these bloody AOL disks in the mail
2. Someone tried to steal my wallet, I threw my AOL disk at him to save the day!
3. Ever since I put my AOL disk in the shreader, papers don't get stuck.
5. Another CD wasted by AOL
6. You AOL DISK!
7. My car was the fastest in our class, thanks to my AOL disk!
8. Save the trees! Don't mail AOL disks
9. Honey! Take out the AOL DISK!
10. An AOL disk bit me, I swatted it though.
11. *sigh* my uncle's an aol disk now...
12. Person 1: AOL DISK DISK DISK! AOL DISK! AOL AOL
Person 2: STFU
13. Wow mom... you really shouldn't have...

by Wolfpawz June 10, 2007

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A fun thing to put in your microwave.

Look at the pretty colours!

by Kit January 15, 2005

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Time-Warner's way to make sure Linux never gets on to too many PCs. You see, if AOL is installed on more computers, users would be forced to use the dial-up modem (tyranny by costliness) which runs only on Windows.

Back in the old days, an aol disk was a floppy disk, which meant they could be reformatted and reused. But now they are a CD-ROM, which wastes plastic for crappy software, software which prohibits you from starting any executable code (even beneficial code) on your computer for the first 5 minutes after you sign on.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 20, 2007

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