Albatross

A large 'seagull like' bird, usually found in and around Areias Village Hotel, Albufeira, Portugal joining in on hen do's.

Likes eating left over chips and drinks from the pool.

Will answer to Alby or Albert and has just one friend in life - Antonia 'the albatross lover' Philip.

Commonly mistaken with a seagull - but he is clearly an Albatross - only a fool would think otherwise.

Oh look at that bird, ahhh its an albatross, no its a seagull - NO IT IS AN ALBATROSS - seriously - thats Alby - the Albatross!!

by dixeychick1981 May 3, 2010

albatross

four strikes in row whilst bowling.

Dude!! You bowled an albatross!

by masterblasterbator April 3, 2010

albatross

A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an albatross boost.

Dominic's name might as well be albatross.

by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009

albatross

being stabbed

he got fucking albatrossed.

by madmanzoot November 7, 2011

Albatross

The act of slapping both ass cheeks of your partner simultaneously while in the doggie style position, creating the effect of an albatross during takeoff.

Damn it, Jimmy! I can't sit down after that Albatross Session...I though we were going bird watching?

by TG July 2, 2004

Albatross

This is a term for a fucking hot chick.

Reasoning:
-Jessica ALBA is the hottest chick in the world
-The British call chicks birds
-The King of the Birds is the ALBATROSS

Plural: ALBATRI

Guy 1:Man,i hope theres gonna be some albatri at this party!
Guy 2:Yea, there has to be at least one albatross

by Tommy The Hitman December 27, 2008

albatross

A popular refreshment at sports events.

I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross....(shouts) Albatross

by Orthanc October 30, 2003