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A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.

Guy 1: Whoa! That guy came out of nowhere!

Guy 2: You can thank that albatross boost of his.

by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009

The law whereby if a girl who was once fit and skinny acquires a kangaroo pouch in a small span of time, they are no longer a virgin.

Dude 1: Did you see Kim today? She's gained a little weight.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.

by Sergeant Panda December 02, 2009

A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an albatross boost.

Dominic's name might as well be albatross.

by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009