ailuromancer

One who can predict the future by observing the jump of a cat.

Person: That cat has jumped from the tree.
Ailuromancer: Tomorrow, at 5:30 PM, you will become a were-hamster. And you will die an early and painful death.

by Anonymous 11111111 October 20, 2005

ailurophobia

1. The irrational fear of cats.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.

Jane's collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. This drove Dick crazy to the point his family had him committed. Diagnosis: ailurophobia.

by Pussygalore July 23, 2012

ailurophagy

The consumption of cats or kittens. One who ingages in such activity may be known as an ailurophage.

Some cultures consider ailurophagy a taboo, as cats are considered pets.

by Ailurophage November 28, 2007

ailurophagia

The consumption of cats, either living or dead.

When I got home this afternoon, my cat was missing another leg. There's so much ailurophagia in this world, I just don't know what to do sometimes.

by David M-C February 23, 2008

ailuj

julia backwards

look it’s ailuj

by pheobebuffet June 23, 2019

ailurophasia

1. A disorder where a person constantly speaks like a cat.

2. An error in Charlie Brown Christmas where Lucy refers to a fear of cats as this instead of ailurophobia.

1. Person A: It's time to send you to the behavior health clinic to treat your ailurophasia.

Person B: (meows nervously)

2. Lucy: If you're afraid of cats, you have ailurophasia.

by Always Obsessing July 13, 2023

Ailurus

The YouTuber who owns the server you’re looking this up from.

Seriously, why does nobody have anything better to do in Ailurus’s server than search up random definitions in #bot-commands?

by idiot with no available names January 22, 2021