AILF

Acronym for "Alien I'd Like to Fuck".
A crucial staple of Science Fiction, rendering it watchable.
Pronounced "alf", but not to be confused with the puppet from the 1980s TV show, who is not an example of an AILF.

Examples of an "AILF":
The chick Steve Guttenberg does (in an alien sort of way) in "Cocoon".
Natasha Henstridge is "Species".
"Orion slave girl" (the green chick) in "Star Trek".

by beckynot August 26, 2013

AILF

Ant-eater I'd like to fuck.

Hey Karl, check out the long proboscis on that insect lovin' mammal. A prime example of an AILF!

by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004

ailf

Asian I'd like to fuck

Dude 1: Hey did you see those ailfs in Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift?
Dude 2: Yes I jacked off in the theater to those ailfs. Damn I gotta get me some of that good stuff, yo.

by DickB November 5, 2006

ailf

ass id like to fuck comes from the word milf

wow shes got a "AILF"

by Josh February 11, 2005

AILF

"Android I'd Like (to) Fuck"

An extremely attractive android that you'd like to have sexual relations with. Specifically dealing with Star Trek.

"OMG, look at Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation! Brent Spiner is such a cutie!!!"

"Hell yeah! I love Brent Spiner as Data. He's a hardcore AILF!!!!"

by Data_girl August 20, 2011

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you decided to become so bored you type out the entire keyboard including shift

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by bluemrmanb December 1, 2021

AILF

Ass i'd like to fist

walking into common room Salute: Fist beating heart

your a bit AILF

A word used by the new wave of sixth formers

by bob dylan May 6, 2005