Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight is a blowjob a guy gets in the afternoon.

I went to the library this afternoon and another cadet gave me a blowjob in the restroom -- I said "Thank you for your service" after my Afternoon Delight!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

afternoon delight

n. the sex act (fucking)

Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.

Honey, have dinner (as the noon meal was called then) on the table when I get there. We're gonna eat fast and spend the rest of the time in a little afternoon delight.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

Afternoon Delight

A brand of marijuana favored by Uncle Oscar from Arrested Development.

Michael: Maybe give her a little... Afternoon delight.
Oscar: The only question is, which way do I try to get it into her?
Michael: I don't want to know the details!

by lackofmops September 25, 2014

Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight is sucking dick at a glory-hole all afternoon.

On some days, I like to get some Afternoon Delight!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

afternoon delight

the act in which a pip'n ass male gets some sweet juicy pussy in the hours of 2:00pm to about 6-6:30pm

"gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight gonna bring on down, some afternoon delight"

by satan beef April 3, 2010

Afternoon delight

The awful title of one of the most awful songs ever written. It was performed by the Starland Vocal Band, a group of talentless hacks who are living proof that you can, in fact, sell your soul to Satan in exchange for success.

If you were around in the 70's, as I was, the "song" Afternoon Delight will scar your psyche until your dying day.

by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004

afternoon delight

A really good, yet not well know, ice cream sundae that has Ice cream(any flavor), chocolate syrup(or hot fudge), strawberry syrup, chocolate Chip Bits, (Sometimes peanuts), Whip cream, and a cherry on top in that order.

The ice cream place down the street has really good afternoon delights.

by doggmann October 2, 2007