A.S.S

AFTER
SCHOOL
SNACKS

guy 1- "dude I want some A.S.S right now."
guy 2 -"I FUCKIN LOVE A.S.S"
guy 1-"ill buy you some A.S.S later "

by SHIFUCK PISSTITTY June 18, 2018

A.S.S

Akward Speed Syndrome.

The friend in your group that walks ahead or behind the groups pace of walking. There is a standard pace set for the group who is walking but one of the people in the group does not agree with that pace and therefore either walks ahead or behind of said pace.

Me: "Why is he walking so far ahead of us?"
Other displeased group member: "He's an A.S.S"

by The Rack November 15, 2010

a.s.s.

A Stupid Statement.

Ryan says:
LOL means laugh out loud
John says:
Ass.

_____
A.s.s.

by fly4awhiteguyshamwow January 24, 2009

A.S.S.

abbrev. Ashley Simpson Syndrome

a condition caused by the unwarranted promotion of a talentless, tasteless, or otherwise unworthy person, event, location, or other. Popularized by the insane amount of promotion given to Ashley Simpson despite the fact that nobody liked her or her music. Phrase was originally coined on "Riding with the window down..." podcast - June 12, 2006.

After seeing that the reviews and reality of the new blockbuster were not at all the same, he chalked it up to another case of A.S.S.

Ashley Simpson Syndrome has caused countless cases of buyer's remorse whenever someone believes the hype and buys an album, DVD, etc.

by Chris Doelle August 15, 2006

A.S.S.

Alcohol Sadness Syndrome is a condition where the effects of heavy alcohol consumption causes sadness and depression the following day.

I feel like A.S.S. today because of all the alcohol I consumed last night.

by Amanda Alonso September 28, 2006

A.S.S.

Alliance of Smokers who Smoke

I love me some ganja plus some camels after a bowl. I belong to A.S.S.

by The Great Brandini July 11, 2008

A.S.S.

Annoying Sister Syndrome

Damn, that girl has some serious A.S.S. problems.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008