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S.P.A.S.
Acronym for Small Penis Aggression Syndrome. A condition common in Central Europe and in the United States of America.
SYMPTOMS: The condition manifests in human males as aggressive positioning, displays of attempted superiority, and physical aggressiveness.
CAUSE: The condition is caused by males being born with undersized genetalia. This leads to social imbalance and a above normal drive for over compensation.
WARNING SIGNS: Small dick usaully accompanied my obsessive behaviours usually involving sports, firearms, or automobiles.
SEE ALSO: micropenis
Acronym for Small Penis Aggression Syndrome. A condition common in Central Europe and in the United States of America.
SYMPTOMS: The condition manifests in human males as aggressive positioning, displays of attempted superiority, and physical aggressiveness.
CAUSE: The condition is caused by males being born with undersized genetalia. This leads to social imbalance and a above normal drive for over compensation.
WARNING SIGNS: Small dick usaully accompanied my obsessive behaviours usually involving sports, firearms, or automobiles.
SEE ALSO: micropenis
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FRIEND 2: It's probably just S.P.A.S., all his exs say he is 2 inches.
FRIEND 2: It's probably just S.P.A.S., all his exs say he is 2 inches.
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2. White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
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1. W.A.S.P. does NOT stand for "We Are Sexual Perverts" you stupid fucking prick.
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Get the W.A.S.P. mug."White Anglo Saxon Protestant". The most common place for W.A.S.P.s would be New England. Smart, witty, posh, classy, old money, top of the social chain, good looking, country club members, nonchalant, old school, boat owners, capable of outdoing anyone on anything, original prep (none of this new popped-collar, tacky pearls, and ribbons), boat shoes, Polo's, Lacoste, scandelous in private, small stature.
There are two types of people who go to country clubs:
People who let you know that they attend a country club, and those who you had no idea because they don't go about telling everyone. We call those people w.a.s.p.s.
"Wow, you should be in a porno."
"No, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a w.a.s.p."
People who let you know that they attend a country club, and those who you had no idea because they don't go about telling everyone. We call those people w.a.s.p.s.
"Wow, you should be in a porno."
"No, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a w.a.s.p."
by C1 July 25, 2008
Get the W.A.S.P. mug.Bohemian W.A.S.P. (1943 – Present day)
Bohemian W.A.S.P., slang. (Bohemian, Czech, or in a modern sense, Eastern European in origin or ancestry; WASP, White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) A person usually from but not limited to the geographic proximity of the City of Chicago that is of Eastern European ancestry being utterly inculcated into the contemporary American Eastern Establishment in beliefs, manners, mannerisms, dress, and education. The bohemian W.A.S.P. is so thoroughly indoctrinated into this system that even he or she is oblivious to his or her assimilation, let alone others of the Anglo-American ruling class.
Bohemian W.A.S.P., slang. (Bohemian, Czech, or in a modern sense, Eastern European in origin or ancestry; WASP, White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) A person usually from but not limited to the geographic proximity of the City of Chicago that is of Eastern European ancestry being utterly inculcated into the contemporary American Eastern Establishment in beliefs, manners, mannerisms, dress, and education. The bohemian W.A.S.P. is so thoroughly indoctrinated into this system that even he or she is oblivious to his or her assimilation, let alone others of the Anglo-American ruling class.
A recent example of this phenomenon that is currently in the fourth generation took place at the W________t restaurant in San Francisco. “I was completely baffled when the man at my table gave me his credit card!” Says Clarence __________, a waiter whose name is also somewhat of a Bohemian W.A.S.P. derivative. Clarence continues: “The man was tall, about 6” 5” with blond hair and blue-green eyes. He was reading the linear notes on the sleeve of a Benjamin Britten Compact Disc, possibly the War Requiem. I overheard his wife with striking patrician good looks talk about Milton, and how difficult the Latin translations were at Yale.” “I truly thought I was in the presence of the real thing, especially when she referred to her son as “Harold the IIIrd”.
“When he paid with his American Express Black Card, the one made of tin, I was thinking maybe Rhode Island, or parts of Connecticut but to my surprise the name on the card read: HAROLD THORNTON REJCEKOVONOVICH. Wow! I thought. I’m in the presence of a Bohemian W.A.S.P!”
A slight sub variation is also known as White Anglo Saxon Polish.
“When he paid with his American Express Black Card, the one made of tin, I was thinking maybe Rhode Island, or parts of Connecticut but to my surprise the name on the card read: HAROLD THORNTON REJCEKOVONOVICH. Wow! I thought. I’m in the presence of a Bohemian W.A.S.P!”
A slight sub variation is also known as White Anglo Saxon Polish.
by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006
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