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rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
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T.O.A.D.

GUY1: Hey, do you know that band T.O.A.D.?
GUY2: You mean Theory of a Deadman?
GUY1: Of course!
GUY2: OH! yeah they are great!
by Caleb Hates Life December 20, 2009
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S.M.D.T.I.C.A.O.Y.F

Do you wanna S.M.D.T.I.C.A.O.Y.F tonight
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T.O.A.D.

Acronym meaning either "Totally On A Dick" or "Totally Over A Dick". Used to describe a obsessive single person looking for only sexual grates, usually in an oral fashion but not always. TOAD can most often be observed when used at a party to describe a often ignored female who becomes so obsessed with getting the male any way possible, that she becomes orally inclined or just sexually obsessive over having sex in that endeavor.
Examples

Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a blowjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.

Dude1: God damn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his dick. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy slut!?! She's only in it for the dick!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.
by HailDarkLord February 16, 2010
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Y.T.T.I.D.L.Y.B.I.A.D.L.Y.M.T.E.O.T.U

It simply means "you think that i dont love you but i do love you more than everything on this universe". you might use it when ur simp idek
Girl: ik that you dont love me.. :/
Random simp: Y.T.T.I.D.L.Y.B.I.A.D.L.Y.M.T.E.O.T.U
by karuma December 14, 2020
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Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.
When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!
by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016
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