take a wiz

Peeing

Barbie can't wait any longer, so she will just take a wiz in the bushes!

by Urination January 4, 2014

take a crosby

A restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely shit, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.

"Have you seen Corey? We need to get these orders out today." "He's in the bathroom, taking a crosby."

Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.

by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

Take a plane ride.

A clever way of saying you're going to get high.

JOE: Yo you wanna go to class today?
MOE: Nah I cant, I have to take a plane ride.
JOE: Nice! Where you going?
MOE: Cloud 9

weedsmokingpotplaneridehighstonedbakedmarijuanagetting high

by RYMANtheFRYMAN May 6, 2011

take a donald

When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.

This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.

Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.

by Zippyltn June 3, 2017

Take a dive

Taking a dive refers to purposefully losing a competition for personal gain

The boxer was paid money to take a dive at the prize fight

by knotritenaou December 16, 2011

Take a beat

Stop for a moment to relax; pause and think about what you are doing

The Vampire Diaries - Alarick to Damon: "You need to take a beat with Eleana."

by Ian Conversation February 23, 2012

Take a leak

(Informal) to urinate, to piss, relieve oneself. (Crude. Use caution with the topic. Usually in reference to a male.) I gotta take a leak. Man, it felt so good to finally take a leak.

I gotta take a leak.

by Fearless Freddie July 17, 2014