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Talk Like a Zombie Day

April 1, 2010. Talk like a Zombie day is a lot like Talk like a Pirate Day, but lets face it. Randomly sounding like a zombie in the middle of a sentence is way cooler than going 'aar'.
Wherever you are in the world, all you need to do to celebrate Talk like a Zombie Day is occasionally to insert unintelligible syllables like "grrrraaaaggh" or "aaaeeeeggg" into your speech. Arms held straight out in front and tilted head with drooling mouth and blank stare are bonus but optional. Think 'Shawn of the Dead.' And , morning pre-coffee syndrome is the perfect camouflage for the subtle zombie imitation.
"Happy Talk Like a Zombie Day! I'm graaarghggggh so hungry I could just eat some braaaaaaiiinns"
by ArchaeoAD March 29, 2010
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Pulled a Zombie

To enter a ps4 party and leave without saying a word, after a while
Tyler pulled a zombie yesterday and it was awkward for everybody
by Sulas July 22, 2020
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fuck a zombie

a phrase stated when you know that your in big trouble for not doing something or a impending doom soon to involve you, which in consequence you join the ranks of the undead.
dude1: hey man, did you did that assignment that the teacher Mr. satanic/evil/going to kill you.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.
by sticky_cake_2 October 21, 2012
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A wooden toaster zombie

Me
by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019
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sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!

Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005
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zombie jesus on a pogostick

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger
by Team Retro September 21, 2008
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k to the i to the a Zombitch

K to the I to the A Zombitch is what an American would say after absolutely dominating a zombie in a nazi theater. Also mean Kia which is killed in action
Zombie: Groans

Random marine: shoots with shotgun and kills the Zombie

Random marine: K TO THE I TO THE A ZOMBITCH
by 1 inch is just big enough October 27, 2022
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