holy shit

1.The excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.An exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc...

"Holy shit!" yelled John upon noticing the monkey in his shower.

by Aeon102 May 18, 2004

Holy Shit

A shit you take in church.

"Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"

by Mikemike43 May 02, 2010

holy shit

Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.

Often a stronger use of the word "shit".

*sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*

by Mr. Zed September 11, 2006

holy shit

A term said in amazement, came from a man who laughed so hard he shitted his pants. When he saw this shit the next day he said "Holy" Shit

Holy Shit Jay, That is freaking crazy!!

by Jay Doshi October 05, 2006

Holy shit

A Large Shit That was taken Inside of a church

"Damn Bro Thats An Holy Shit"

by LugiaTheFucker October 18, 2019

Holy Shit

Something the Pope takes when he eats Mexican food

Pastor: Sorry I'm late, I was in the bathroom taking a holy shit
Nun: PASTOR! LANGUAGE!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

holy shit

Reverential incantation of a universal religious concept:

See shit happens for a better explanation.

by FridgeRaider September 28, 2004