A Rusty Venture is a highly disputed sex move, discussed in the Venture Brothers episode Operation P.R.O.M.
The running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a Rusty Venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.
The running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a Rusty Venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.
Escort: I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture.
Brock Samson: Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore."
Brock Samson: Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore."
by excuse for a prom November 22, 2010
From the Adult Swim comedy "The Venture Brothers", it's when a guy jerks off so much his dick gets all red and sore.
Hooker: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture"
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."
by handsoff_banzhaf November 23, 2010
A sex act. Has a variety of definitions depending on your region in the States, but it's generally associated with male homosexual sex. The term originated in the 80s, possibly started by "Horace Gentlemen" out of Provincetown, Massachusetts. Whenever The Rusty Venture is brought up in conversation, they almost always argue about what exactly it is.
Depending on who you ask and in what region of the States, a Rusty Venture is:
1) taking your finger and running it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off and he's uncircumcised
2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes (not to be confused with a Snake Venom)
3) where you take a SCUBA snorkel and put your dick in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your ass, then jerk off until you manage to ejaculate into your own ass (not to be confused with a Double Frogman)
4) when you jerk a guy off, clench his semen in your fist, shove your hand into his ass, open your fist, and whatever you come out with, rub it on his ass cheeks
5) conversely, a straight sex position that involves a "Rusty" part and a "Venture part. The Rusty part is where a man takes a girl out for a huge dinner, but then not let her go to the bathroom. Then he has anal sex with her, she she shits on his dick. He pulls out and ejaculates on her back. The "Venture" part is where he eats that mess off her back without using his hands.
6) when two people fill a tub with questionable content (syrup, shit, etc), have lots of sex in said tub, then eat the content of the tub with turkey basters
7) a handjob in which the dick in question is covered in shit
8) when a man masturbates so much that his dick gets all red and sore
1) taking your finger and running it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off and he's uncircumcised
2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes (not to be confused with a Snake Venom)
3) where you take a SCUBA snorkel and put your dick in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your ass, then jerk off until you manage to ejaculate into your own ass (not to be confused with a Double Frogman)
4) when you jerk a guy off, clench his semen in your fist, shove your hand into his ass, open your fist, and whatever you come out with, rub it on his ass cheeks
5) conversely, a straight sex position that involves a "Rusty" part and a "Venture part. The Rusty part is where a man takes a girl out for a huge dinner, but then not let her go to the bathroom. Then he has anal sex with her, she she shits on his dick. He pulls out and ejaculates on her back. The "Venture" part is where he eats that mess off her back without using his hands.
6) when two people fill a tub with questionable content (syrup, shit, etc), have lots of sex in said tub, then eat the content of the tub with turkey basters
7) a handjob in which the dick in question is covered in shit
8) when a man masturbates so much that his dick gets all red and sore
by Al The Alchemist November 22, 2010
The "rusty venture" is the name of a fictional sex act. The act is named after one of the main characters of the Adult Swim show "The Venture Bros.," Dr. Thaddeus S. "Rusty" Venture. It is referenced throughout season 4, episode 16.
The definition of the "rusty venture" is disputed among characters within the show:
1. (gay) Running one's finger around a man's anus, while simultaneously masturbating him, and making him release into his own face.
2. (gay) Two men performing a "69," filling each other's mouths with semen, then turning around and blowing the semen into each other's buttcracks.
3. (neutral) Placing one's penis into one end of a scuba snorkel, and putting the other end of the snorkel into one's own anus; the tube portion is then used simultaneously for masturbation and anal insertion, until one releases and allows semen to flow through the snorkel into one's own anus.
4. (gay) (definition unclear until uncut DVD is released, or someone with a better imagination comes along)
5. (straight) a) The "rusty" portion consists of a man having anal sex with a constipated woman, allowing her to defecate on his penis; when the man orgasms, he releases a mixture of semen and feces onto the woman's back. b) The "venture" portion consists of the man eating the "rusty" portion's resultant mixture from the woman's back without the assistance of hands (or implied other utensils).
6. (neutral) The result of masturbating to the point of one's penis becoming red and sore.
The definition of the "rusty venture" is disputed among characters within the show:
1. (gay) Running one's finger around a man's anus, while simultaneously masturbating him, and making him release into his own face.
2. (gay) Two men performing a "69," filling each other's mouths with semen, then turning around and blowing the semen into each other's buttcracks.
3. (neutral) Placing one's penis into one end of a scuba snorkel, and putting the other end of the snorkel into one's own anus; the tube portion is then used simultaneously for masturbation and anal insertion, until one releases and allows semen to flow through the snorkel into one's own anus.
4. (gay) (definition unclear until uncut DVD is released, or someone with a better imagination comes along)
5. (straight) a) The "rusty" portion consists of a man having anal sex with a constipated woman, allowing her to defecate on his penis; when the man orgasms, he releases a mixture of semen and feces onto the woman's back. b) The "venture" portion consists of the man eating the "rusty" portion's resultant mixture from the woman's back without the assistance of hands (or implied other utensils).
6. (neutral) The result of masturbating to the point of one's penis becoming red and sore.
Whore: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture!"
Brock: "Don't believe the hype. A rusty venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red 'n sore."
Brock: "Don't believe the hype. A rusty venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red 'n sore."
by jigen87 November 24, 2010
(n.)
1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.
2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.
3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**
**A.K.A. A double frog-man
4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**
**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.
6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.
2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.
3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**
**A.K.A. A double frog-man
4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**
**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.
6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
by sexylexic November 23, 2010
When you jerk-off so much that your dick gets all red and sore.
A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.
-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.
A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.
-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.
by atomicsushi November 22, 2010
by ratnest November 24, 2010