You Look Like a Runner 

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.

Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.

You Look Like a Runner by glasspaper May 22, 2017

blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night 

it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.

Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night by Summers Eve February 28, 2005

A Renner 

A Renner is when you grab a hold of a gentleman and use Grizzly Wintergreen chaw spit to reduce friction.

"Preston looked like he needed a little Skoal for his hole. I gave him a Renner and he never called me back."

A Renner by DirtySam July 30, 2022