A Real Fudge-Popper

A professional crapper that knows pooping games, special phrases to say your going poop, and takes long...pleasuring...relieving deuces daily.

That man is a real fudge-popper...his father is also fudge-popping veteran.

by Gold Bond2121 January 9, 2009

fudge on a stick

when you are around children you need to be careful

fudge (first two letters) FU
on a stick (last two letters) CK

and there you have it...children giggle and adults get it (once it's explained)

Fudge on a stick...you suck!

by schwinnilla November 25, 2016

fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.

"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"

by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.

*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis

That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night

by R34KindaGay November 6, 2019

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017