fuckton

An SI counting unit equal to the combined mass in grams of all the woman the average man would like to fuck in his life time.

Yo bro.. what number is bigger than infinity?

A fuckton bro... a fuckton.

by Dr. Sebs September 20, 2010

Fuckton

An excessive, overwhelming, or overpowering amount of something. A fuckton is not a standard unit of measurement but rather an excessive amount of something for the situation at hand.

Dude, ten policemen busted our party and there was only fifteen of us there. The same amount of cops busted our last party and it had over five times more people. I don't know why they sent a fuckton over this time.

by therightword July 10, 2010

Fuckton

Many, many times more than a shitload.

Rob: I heard that barney snorted a shitload of crack.
Ron: That's not even close, Charlie Sheen snorted a whole fuckton.

by LeTrollski October 8, 2011

fuckton

More of something than one could possibly carry or deal with.

When I get back from vacation, I'm going to have a fuckton of filing to do.

by aksarah June 13, 2004

Fuckton

Fuckton means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a fuckton you must follow a few steps.

1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 144 - ex) 7x144= 1,008
5. it takes 1,008 pretzels to make a fuckton of them!

It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x144= 432.

(This is not to be confused with shitload, which would be x6, not x144.)

A FUCKTON OF:

babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 babies

trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 trees

stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x144= 1,152 stop signs

by SIUnitMaster October 6, 2011

Fuckton

A liquid measurement roughly equating 1200 Buttloads.

The streamer had a secret stash of Feet Pics, roughly a fuckton of them.

by CreativeInsomnia1 November 2, 2020

Fuckton

equal over 9000 shitloads

That dude weighs a fuckton.

by Mister Ease March 22, 2022