When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points if one of them has a cigar.
by kmac46 December 9, 2008
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.
by TheHunterV280 July 27, 2010
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.
Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.
by nuttedhard March 17, 2009
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.
by hoe-low August 18, 2011
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. When a person takes a half filled beer and inserts it into their lovers anus. The lover then shits into the bottle mixing the shit with the beer. The bottle is then removed and drank. While there is still sum sheer (shit/beer) in the mouth the lovers then make out.
by Dr. Sick Fuck July 25, 2009
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. by Lloyd Crosby May 23, 2006
Get the cuban missile crisismug. Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."
by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug.