a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

a bit rich coming from you

Famous phrase mainly use in the UK, AUS and New Zeland

A smart-arse way to say someone is hypocrite

It is used to counter-strike someone's criticism, when you think they're just as bad

A: 'I think you should attend class more often'
B: Wow it's 'a bit rich coming from you' don't you think?

by alomolo December 16, 2011

A Bit Of A Wank On

A phrase that describes when an object is shaking or vibrating in an abnormal or particularly violent fashion.

"Y'see these ceiling fans, Barry?", Joshua McTrousers called to his workmate. One fan wasn't secured properly and was shaking side to side whilst spinning. "Yes, the middle one has got a bit of a wank on, hasn't it", Barry concurred. Joshua tightened his grip on his tool case. "I'll have this fixed by the day's end, or my name isn't Joshua McTrousers!"

Alice's car had a bit of a wank on, as her complete lack of practical skill had led her to think that the best replacement for a flat tire was a square one.

"Controlling resonance in mechanical systems is a challenge for designers", Professor Gardenhose explained. "If you don't control it properly, your resultant engine might run with a bit of a wank on."

by JankZappa January 19, 2022

a bit nippley

a word used to express how cold it is outside. (showing that your nipples would get hard if you went out there.)

Chris: How is the weather?
Christina: It's a bit nippley.

by CrazyChris February 23, 2008

a bit of a handful

difficult to look after, especially children and animals.

Your son can be a bit of a handful at times.

by Vik_Vik January 10, 2011

a bit not good

Used in the first episode of BBC's Sherlock, Sherlock says, after asking why a woman would STILL be upset by the death of her daughter, "Not good?". John Watson responds, "A bit not good, yeah."
Later, it became a fanfiction tag, usually on Archive of Our Own, depicting a character in a not very good mental state

Mycroft is A Bit Not Good
"That angst fic had me in tears. Sherlock was a bit not good and John was trying to help him but he was ALSO a bit not good"

by Luna Holmes-Watson May 12, 2020

a bit on the side

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.

Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004