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Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019
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i've got a beaver

when someone has a fever for a lady's beaver.
Guy: "Man, I haven't been laid in weeks!"
Girl: "Oh yeah, you got yourself a fever for the gine?"
Guy: "Yes, I've got a beaver!"
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014
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A beaver attempt

a pathetic attempt at oral sex. (i.e. it was bad)

OR

a failed attempt at getting some.
Gregorious made a beaver attempt on his cousin.
by DEVILRAYY December 23, 2005
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is your mom a beaver

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.
Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!
by eche777 May 9, 2020
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A Beaker

When someone makes a frown so intense that it resembles the muppet character, Beaker. Usually reserved for a late night intoxicated photo opportunity
"That guys frown was so intense. It's definitely "A Beaker"
by ice1013 May 6, 2010
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like a beaver

An adverb, meaning "a lot" but it can be used in other contexts aswell. Cannot really describe it well but check out the examples and you should get it.
I'm sweating like a beaver.

My hand is itching like a beaver.

I've been running like a beaver.
by Lucaio February 2, 2009
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Plantin' a beaner

Midwest police slang for smoking a joint with a friend.
(As cop knocks on a window in a car with 2 guys in there) Cop- "What are you guys doing in there?"

Guys- "Just sitting here, hanging out"

Cop- "Oh, ok, I thought you guys were plantin' a beaner"
by Wackabowski June 16, 2011
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