April 9th is national ass day! Please, go smack the ass of all your loved ones! They cannot yell at you because you can explain to them that it is national ass day! (please don't use this to harass people)
Miranda: *slaps ass*
Olivia: What was that for???
Miranda: It is April 9th...National Ass Day!
by bigod February 23, 2021
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International love your boyfriend day! Give him all the hugs and kisses you can, and don't forget gifts too!
"oh it's April 9th! Gotta give him a good gift!" "Thank you!"
by April 9th April 9, 2022
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April 9th is National send a nude day🤔send a picture or video to your friend🙈(with consent)
hey its april 9th, want a vid?”
by shrekismommy April 9, 2022
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Me: Hey Diana, did you hear?
Diana: No what’s up?

Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉
by KingNinjaTurtle March 15, 2021
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