7up rule

When a guy refuses to date a girl that's below a 7.

Johhny has high standards for girls he goes by the 7up rule

by jumpman98 February 20, 2016

7Up Gay

A gay man who has never had the pussy - and never will. (This is a throwback to the famous 7Up ads in the early 80s.)

See Also: Gold Star Gay

"He's a 7Up gay. When it comes to pussy, baby? Never had it - ah hah hah! - never will!"

by HotchkissHo June 23, 2019

Fingered The 7up Cake

When you’re scanning groceries at Aldi and someone hands you a 7up cake, the slid slips off, and you dip your hand in the cum covered cake.

Damn, man, I fingered the 7up cake at work again today.

by 7upcake February 09, 2021

Crystal 7up

A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.

Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.

Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks

Crystal from 7up is a rat
Crystal 7up

by AySly February 03, 2023

gone off 7up

When you leave 7up in the fridge for too long and it goes off.

The gone off 7up tastes like sick.

by Debskelly1985 March 02, 2023

7up

a quarter ounce of cocaine or freebase (*freebase being white crack with NO colors*) crack is all different colors of the rainbow because of the different colors of under the sink products they mix in with the cocaine and the baking soda . . . so green windex and blue windex will give you blue crack rocks . and the green crack rocks of (*crack*) NOT freebase or (*white cvrack*) so when you buy a quarter ounce of the green crack its called 7up. and then the term 7up was started being used for other drugs like weed because its green and 7 grams is a quarter ounce . so it quickly became any drug that comes in ounces or grams being labelled 7up when you buy a quarter ounce . but it origninated like that . . haha your welcome

example : im finna spot a busdown after this 7up my dude . . . or . . i need 1 more 7up bro . . i know i know . i should have just bought a half ounce . but i didnt have all the money brah . and actually i wanted a whole OZ but my girls baby bonus dont come in till a few days . .but maybe you can front 1 more 7up . . cmon brotha . .you know im good for it . . or bro im flipping keys like a janitor baby started from the getty copn a 7up brah that waS 6 months ago im finna cop a foreign fr fr

by jayeden (really REAL) jordan March 28, 2022

7up

7up is a drink designed to be better than mountain dew and sprite. It originates from Transnistria, Moldova. It was created in 1869. Its main purpose is to spread communism across the globe.
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caution may cause cancer

7 drinks a day will make you 7up

by fashonusbanana2 June 09, 2022