The 70

A sexual position consisting of a modified 69 where a vibrator is also inserted into the female's vagina. The female will perform oral sex on the male as in a 69, while the male will focus his tongue on the clitoris while thrusting a vibrator in and out of the female's vaginal opening.

MAN: Can I get a blowie?
FEMALE: Only if we 69. You're not that great at oral though. We should do "the 70".
MAN: What's that?
FEMALE: Take this vibrator and blast my vag hole with it while you lick my clit.
MAN: That sounds like a lot of work.
FEMALE: I deepthroat.
MAN: Deal!

by MichaelsABadBoy November 23, 2009

70

Anal oral sex.

Johnny slipped it upstairs to 70.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

70

if u didn't turn around in time expect children 9 months later

DAng i hit 70 sorry i gotta go

by buttheadandbeavies February 24, 2021

70 bucks

A unit of currency equivalent to a slab of piss and a pack of winnie blues

70 bucks? 70 bucks?! That's a slab of piss and a pack of winnie blues!!

by Choomadactyl June 14, 2018

70 nigga

The rapper "Lil Pump" was asked "If a car is going 70 miles per hour, how many hours does it take to drive 70 miles?" The rapper then responded with "70 NIGGA!"

"Yo what did you get on your English exam?"
"70 NIGGA"

by _ABDULAZXZ September 14, 2017

Rubber 70

When in the middle of a "69" the guy who is on the bottom brandishes a large rubber (preferably black) dildo and proceeds to insert into his GFs ass. It usually ends in her cumming until she's completely incoherent.

I took my very hot and sexy G.F. to a motel on 8th street and while we were 69ing, I eased a black dildo into her big, sweet, hot and unsuspecting ass. After introducing her to that hot and nasty Rubber 70, she really wants to marry me!

by Tiki Joe June 3, 2009

That '70s Show

The BEST comedy series on televison ever.

Has a awesome cast of hilarious characters including:

Topher Grace as Eric Foreman, Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhardt, Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso, Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde, Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti,and Wilmer Valderama as Fez.

Fez: Every day I am here with my heart on my sleeve, hoping only for friendship and acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez's turn? Where is my whore??

by Hydeing September 3, 2004