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The 69er

Devious sex move used when you do a standing 69, and after you orgasm, you pile driver your partner.
Ryan pulled off the 69er on Michael and heavily regretted it because the impact of the pile driver made Michael bite Ryan's dick off.
by Awk-man January 14, 2010
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Apollo 69er

a slang term used by truckers meaning "I'm looking to fuck any living organism right now, regardless of race or species because I have been on the road without sex for an incredibly long period of time"
Trucker 1: Whoooo eeeeee! I gotta gets me some Apollo 69er 'er else my dadgome dicks gonna fall off!
Trucker 2: Ain't dat da truth! I ain't had no sexy time in a month of Sundays!
by Adolph Oliver Nipplez December 20, 2008
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69er shits

The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up.
I was out drinking all night, and now I have the 69er shits
by NDR Lundgrin December 25, 2007
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69er recliner

A sexual position created by Soundcloud rapper, Lil Drip Soakin. It is where two people do a regular 69 sexual position, but on a recliner. Simple enough.
Person 1: What is your favorite sex position?

Person 2: My girl and I prefer the 69er Recliner.
by DannySupream May 31, 2018
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miner 69er

when someone does 69 all the time
She is a miner 69er that was one wet pussy.
by xSHINIGAMI KUNx April 7, 2010
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SKUNK 69ER

a SKUNK 69ER IS when your in the 69er postion with the guy on top and just before she stops you fart on her face spraying your dirty smell just like a skunk. also you can do the wet skunk 69er thats when you fart but also spray a little bit of shit in her face.
last night your mum and i were going down on each other so i gave her a skunk 69er she loved to breath that shit in.
by Allen Brand March 10, 2007
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Big 69er

Like saying 10-4 good buddy, only much more salacious.
by dontcallmeshirlty May 21, 2003
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