56k

An adjective describing those who keep it real and are good at what they do. Usually used in the context of a video game.

"Will won't hold back on you if you cross him in-game. He's 56k."

56k by SixtyThree May 21, 2021

56k warning 

An internetism that would warn users that what ever they were going to open would slow down their connection, such as a ton of pictures. However, since only 10% of Americans use dial up anymore, the term is of a general use to prenote that there is going to be a lot of content.

Thread title: "Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel (56k warning!)"

56k warning by Agamemnon582bc October 18, 2008

56K Porn 

Old school slow internet connection using a 56K Modem where you need to wait days for a porn video to download.

Dammit, screw this 56K Porn. You should have given me a 56K Warning!

56K Porn by Poorjerk January 12, 2010

56k Warning 

A "56k Warning" is a nice way of telling someone they might stand a chance of a black hole opening up inside of their home if they use dialup and try to access a site bogged down with images or videos.

Basically if you're in that 16% of people who use dialup, you need to watch out for these.

DSL / Cable: HAHAHA! These videos have such a high comedic value. I'm going to post them.

Dialup: Hey! Videos with comedic values?! I want to see! *Clicks*

Dialup: Oh noes! I ignored the 56k warning CLEARLY posted!

*Black hole opens up and sucks out the persons living room*

DSL / Cable: lol?

56k Warning by Da Milkman May 24, 2009

56k pub nub 

1. A noob that plays on public servers with a dial up connection.
2. A complete novice at video games or a certain situation in life.

This 56kpubnub is totally making this game lame.

Did you honestly just hit that parked car? Dude, you're such a 56k pub nub

56k pub nub by loofaz July 21, 2009

56k.mariah 

She is an amazing caring person who is always there when you need her she always checks up on you 24/7 she is just the most amazing person ever.

56k.mariah is a caring and loving person ever she is always there when you need her.

56k.mariah by Mariahisawesome January 11, 2022

Bronze 56k 

A New York skate brand that's popular in the streetwear culture. It was launched in 2011 by Pat Murray and Peter Sidlaukas and the brand is well known for their lo-fi skate edits, along with the windows 95 logo. It was worn by rappers such as Playboi Carti

Look at everyone wearing Thrasher and Palace, they don't even skate! Anyway I'm wearing my Bronze 56K t-shirt, underrated skate brand.

Bronze 56k by 917Bronze November 28, 2021