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May 5

It’s May 5 go up to your crush and ask for his hoodie🙃
Girl:”can I have your hoodie it’s may 5.”
Boy:”sure.”
Girl:”thanks
by Cute girl555 October 30, 2019
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May 5

This is National Grumio day, you have to bring your biggest spoon everywhere you go to show your support to Grumio.
Omg its May 5! Time to get my spoon.
by Anti404 January 13, 2022
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May 5

When the best bad bich was born and it is the best cuz I was born AND that’s on PERIOD
Me im the bad bitch that was born on may 5 th thats on PERIODT
by Bad bich November 3, 2019
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May 5

May 5 is national “dumb bitch day”
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth

You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
by Wearecoward October 19, 2019
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May 5

Y/n: Hi.
Crush: Hello?
Y/n:”kisses them”
Crush: what are you doing?!
Y/n: It’s may 5!
by Strcastnckfkd January 30, 2022
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May 5

Give your girlfriend hugs from behind😍Kiss and smack her ass🍑🤩
May 5 is a day were you do freaky stuff to your girlfriend
by lesbian shit May 3, 2019
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May 5

National hug your bf/gf and tell them you love w
Person A “hey it’s May 5”

Person B *hugs* “ I love you
by Jzvizna May 2, 2021
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