Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Headless day august 5

A day to appreciate Nanny Charles

A guy named Kuro " Yo its Headless Appreciation day"
A guy named Aj - wow lets say smth to headless
kuro and ajt - we love you hesdless
august 5 is the day where people appreciate headless
Headless Day august 5 is headless’ day

by KeIlistal August 5, 2022

5head

When you have a very large brain and is very smart

Bro, 5head moment

by Bradley Bubbles Smith July 1, 2019

5head

When someone is called a 5head, they're usually really smart. The idea is that big foreheads = more brain = bigger smart.

person 1: *solves something
person 2: you see that! That is a 5head moment right there

by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020

5Head

When someones forehead is so big that it can no longer be called a forehead it is a 5Head

Dude 1: Wow your forehead is so huge
Dude 2: I know I have a 5Head

by Rawrtino December 17, 2008

5head

When people fit more than 4 fingers on their forehead, it is no longer called a forehead anymore. It is called a 5head or "fivehead" when they fit all 5 fingers or more on their forehead.

Guy 1: DAMN! that girl's 5head is like BIG, LIKE a HUMMER WINDSHIELD!

Guy 1: What does zoe and rihanna have in common?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: 5Heads

Girl 1: I have a forehead
Girl 2: I have a 5head...
Girl 1: If I had a 5head, I'd go fuck a dead goat and then suicide...
Girl 2: I'm going to do that right now...

Girl: Whenever I facepalm myself, it fails because my hand covers my 5head but now my face

by mr. sub March 14, 2011

5Head

To be the smartest person in the room, Such as XQC.

Wow he is so smart, he must be a 5Head

by Chromemustang October 9, 2019