May 3rd

National text yo ex day and not feel
Guilty about it

Rachel: is today may 3rd?
Heather: yes bitch text yo ex rq and see what’s up

by Shymonay October 17, 2019

May 3rd

National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.

It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.

by BlahBlah2345 October 30, 2019

May 3rd

National hickey day
National grab an ass day

Person 1: I gave her a hickey and grabbed her ass
Person 2: damn bro why today??
Person 1: it’s may 3rd

by Rebecca_fromthe_becc May 2, 2019

May 3rd

May 3rd is National grab tity day

On this day you can grab your special someone’s boob

Sean: it’s May 3rd, you know what that means!
Mark: I’m gonna grab my gf’s boob!

by My boyfriend is hot April 22, 2019

May 3rd

Kiss your homie day

Hey nigga wanna kiss? No homo

Nah bro that’s gay

It’s may 3rd, national kiss your homie day

by Homie licker May 3, 2022

May 3rd

Don't answer Haylee Brideau day

On May 3rd you don't answer Haylee

by Bryxw May 2, 2021

May 3rd

From the Wattpad book Even the Stars Can Be Hollow, May 3rd is the day that smii7y lost the love of his life John to suicide

Ashley: Have you read Even the stars can be hollow?

Cam: yes May 3rd is always the worst date now

by Mandomandomando February 22, 2020