34 + 35

34 + 35 = 69
(30 + 30 = 60)
(4 + 5 = 9)
(60 + 9)
haha. very funny. (nope-)

Person A: What's 34 + 35?-
Person B: *Laughing*
Person C: Ariana Grande song.
Person B: D-Do the math!-
Person A: ...
Person A: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO IMMATURE-

by Mushroom, Baby! October 18, 2021

35+34

69

35+34 is 69 did u know that

by Pnuemenoultramicroscopicsilico December 2, 2019

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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.

Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!

by KeindlyGamer123 October 8, 2019

34+35 Action

When you slammed that bitches ass from the back and she then proceeds to have her girlfriend eat your ass 69 style.
( Also a Arianna Grande Song That Fucks)

Was fuckin Casandra to get some 34+35 action in and Alyssa wanted in so she 69 my asshole while I slammed Cassandras muff.

by EMOELMO666 March 29, 2021

34+35

When one has sex with someone 6 inches taller than themselves.

“You’re 5 foot 9? Dude, that’s not like 34.5+34.5 more like 34+35!”

by LikeXD31 October 6, 2021