.34

one of the highest blood alcohol levels that can be reached. Only one person is known to have survived a .34

Farrel:God damn son of a bitch kumar!! Stop drinking already!!
Kumar:FUCK YOU, I JUST GOT MY .34, SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMNIT
Leo:YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING

by shiskaberry December 27, 2007

34%

The consistent mark that I get on my maths test.

Friend: Whatchu get for maths?
Me: Fuuuck brooooo
Friend: What you failed?
Me: Bro I got 34%

by 2x-5+5=133+5 April 20, 2021

34 and a halfer

someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.

that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.

by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008

34.5

An alternative term for a blowjob, since it is half of 69.

I don't think I wanna 69 right now, but I'm down for a 34.5.

by Old_Wizard August 29, 2020

34.5

69 for midgets

hey, look at them midgets doing 34.5!

by jim May 16, 2004

34 1/2

34 1/2 is half of 69. It means one performing an oral sex act instead of two performing simultaneously.

34 1/2 is my favorite sexual position, it's less work than 69.

by asisee January 16, 2013

34 D

The most perfect Bra size!

ex: Dude, I snagged me a 34 D!

by mkc08 August 14, 2008