25 cent hoe

a gurl that will give u head for hella cheap or for food

navjeet:hey wat can i get
tiara: i can suck yer dick for a dollar.
navjeet:fuck that ur just a 25 cent hoe!!!!

by navjeet,&goofy, February 3, 2008

25 cent stand

When you fill someone’s mouth full of sliced lemons and sugar then fuck them in the mouth until you make lemonade

I turned that girl into a 25 cent stand

by Riadini June 30, 2021

25 cents

All it takes to witness perfection (and buy jawbreakers)

Kevin(shoving flyer into Eddy's face): Listen dork!, Don't put your trash on my door! Yuh hear me?!
Eddy: (stares deep into Kevin's soul while Edd lurks creepily in background, cue in epic music): 25 cents...
Kevin: what?
Eddy: 25 cents, is all it takes Kevin...
Kevin: For what? Another one of your loser projects (ha ha ha)
Eddy: No, ....to see God... Have you ever wanted to see something soo beautiful, so unattainable, ...
Kevin:(stares at the abandoned Plank and says nervously) wh-wh-where's Johnny?
Eddy: He is witnessing perfection
Kevin: (suspicion grows) What do you mean, matter of fact, where is everyone today?
Eddy(raising voice): they are all a part of something far greater, ...they have seen something soo pure that their hearts can no longer turn back,...and it's right behind that door (points to huge carnival tent)
Kevin: whatever dork, take it and leave me alone

(Kevin hands over 25 cents and enters tent and sees the golden bright light. Ed morphs into gelatinous creature slithers behind him and reanimates into human form and waits for his moment)
Kevin: (gasps with terrified bewilderment as he stares into the glowing object):wh-wh-what is this?
Ed proceeds to attack/rape and/or murder Kevin while Ed and Eddy look on from outside.
Kevin screams in horror: Ah! ah! ah! get off me...get off me ahhhhh, no no nooo, ahhhh!!
Eddy (To Edd): Now. Who wants a jaw breaker
-end-

by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 13, 2020

25 Cents....

Something so beautiful, Something so unattainable, it's the face of God.

"He is Witnessing something so Pure and all it takes is 25 Cents...."

by eddnd March 5, 2020

25 Cents

n. What Haitians always offer to you when they are trying to buy something from your garage sale

Haitian: How much for this lamp?
You: Umm, 5 dollars.
Haitian: How about 25 cents?

by pornopornolalalalalala November 2, 2008

pencils 25 cents each

Somthing you write a definition for when you want to get it on a mug.

Please keep this definition because I want it and am selling "pencils 25 cents each".

by Qwazzy October 25, 2020

i will suck a dick for 25 cents

Something every self respecting straight man will do

I will suck a dick for 25 cents

Thats gay

Its not gay if you do it for money

by I_eat_dick July 8, 2021