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2011

Likely going to be the most boring year thus far. The year of nothing happening.

In politics, nothing will be happening because we'll have a house that will never approves of our president, and a president that always vetoes.

In apocalyptic events, nothing will be happening as it is eleven years too late for Y2K and one year too early for the Mayans' predictions (see 2012).

In music, a new twenty-something hip hop singer will rise to fame, eventually have some media event about her concerning ______ (fill in the blank with: drug addiction, spousal abuse, alcoholism, fake sex tapes, controversial activism in some politically sensitive field, etc). In addition, Justin Bieber will finally fall out of popularity only for some other Disney-sponsored teenage faggot to begin singing for the sole purpose of making ten-year-old girls go moist. Overall, nothing's happening.

In sports, Brett Favre will say it's finally time to retire, then sign on again, then say i.t's time to retire again. The basketball stars will keep ball-hogging, baseball stars will be filled with steroids, and, well, you get the picture. Nothing happens.

In pessimism, the charts will be at an all time high and it will be the most- ah, who am I kidding? I bet nothing will happen there either for some reason. Yawn.
Fuck 2011. Why can't 2012 come and just kill us all already?
by Enthusiasm Lacking November 19, 2010
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May 21, 2011

A day that was just as dangerous as Y2K.

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If you don't get the joke, that means that it didn't do jack shit.
May 21, 2011 is the day the world ended. It's been doing that a lot, lately.
by A Rather Poor Driver June 14, 2011
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Oregon farm 2011

A kid went through his grandma's jewelry box and found an SD card with a file named "Oregon farm 2011". The file was a video of a bald man with a giant dick inserted in his grandma's mouth.
"this thread was filled with references to "Oregon farm 2011"
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2011

Ben Ali runs away from Tunisia after 23 years in office in January 2011
Hosni Mubarak is forced out of Egypt in 18 days in February 2011
Moammar Ghaddafi is ousted and killed by the Libyian opposition October 2011
Many more revolutions are occuring in Bahrain, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Kuwait, Morroco, Lebanon and other Arab countries in 2011
Occupy movements are happening in 2069 cities and towns encouraged by OWS late August 2011 to now (still continuing
Some European revolutions(Greece, Spain, Portugal) Summer 2011 still going on
by Philoctetes23 November 25, 2011
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X-Men: First Class (2011)

X-Men: First Class is a 2011 American superhero film directed by Matthew Vaughn and produced by Bryan Singer, based on the X-Men characters appearing in Marvel Comics. The fifth installment in the X-Men series, the film acts as a prequel for the original X-Men trilogy, being set primarily in 1962 during the Cuban Missile Crisis. It focuses on the relationship between Charles Xavier (Professor X) and Erik Lensherr (Magneto), and the origin of their groups—the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Mutants, respectively. The film stars James McAvoy as Xavier and Michael Fassbender as Lensherr, leading an ensemble cast that includes Kevin Bacon, January Jones, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Zoë Kravitz, Nicholas Hoult and Lucas Till.
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.
Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier.
Logan: Go fuck yourself.

Erik Lehnsherr: (before Charles uses Cerebro for the first time) What an adorable lab rat you make, Charles.
Professor Charles Xavier: Don't spoil this for me, Erik.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been a lab rat. I know when I see one.

(about the Class going into action)
Professor Charles Xavier: They're just kids...
Erik Lehnsherr: No, they WERE kids. Shaw has his army, we need ours.

Erik Lehnsherr: (Shaw's mind is frozen by Charles) If you're in there, I'd like you to know that I agree with every word you said. We are the future. But, unfortunately, you killed my mother. This is what we're gonna do.
Professor Charles Xavier: No. Please, Erik, no.
Erik Lehnsherr: I am going to count to three and I'm going to move the coin. One.
(moves the coin at Shaw's head)
Professor Charles Xavier: Please, Erik.
Erik Lehnsherr: Two. Three.

(Magneto halts the missile barrage and directs it upon the fleet)
Professor Charles Xavier: Erik, you said yourself we're the better men. This is the time to prove it. There are thousands of men on those ships who are just following orders.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.
by The Centurion June 27, 2012
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2011

A lot of things happened that year:

- Osama Bin Laden was finally killed.

- The South was ravaged by tornadoes, notably places like Tuscaloosa, AL, Joplin, MO, and north Georgia.

- A really bad earthquake/tsunami hit Japan.

- A pretty good year for music (excluding Rebecca Black); artists like Adele and Foster the People became famous this year.

- New York legalizes gay marriage.

- Steve Jobs dies. :(

- A year for college sports scandals. Miami U gets involved in a Ponzi scheme, and legendary Penn State coach Joe Paterno gets fired amidst a sex abuse scandal caused by a former coach.

- A lot of sequels were released in theaters (for example, sequels to The Hangover, Cars, Transformers, and X-Men)

- The Packers win the Super Bowl.

All in all, a pretty mixed year. Still better than most of the years from the 2000's.
A lot of really good and really bad things happened in 2011.
by CrimsonTideLuvr October 23, 2012
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2011s

What the year would be if the world was run by apple. (joke regarding to the new iPhone 4s)
Dude I was so excited when I heard the new year was coming so soon but then I heard apple wasn't ready so they just made a few small changes and stamped an 's' on the title. Here we come 2011s. >_<
by Human-man March 14, 2012
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