Cunt-o-matic

An unusually awful bitch. Usually found at work, cunting around. You can smell her stinky coochie for miles.

Damm! Kelly is a fucking Cunt-O-matic.

by Snot Girl August 2, 2007

fuck-o-matic

'automatic fucking machine', as applying to {someone}

He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.

by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005

stooge-o-matic

An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

See automatic transmission.

No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

crap-o-matic

Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat

That dude is crap-o-matic.

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

Level-o-matic

A RPG player that only wants to raise his level, without enjoying the history and other game's features. Also known as upper.

That dude is level-o-matic.

by gianop February 18, 2007

Crap-o-matic

A terrible and worthless computer. A Hunk of junk. Shit.

Hey Janet, Take a look at this Crap-o-matic, I can shit out something that can process data faster.

by Kirill Morozov July 11, 2003

Insult-O-Matic

1. A person who can't utter a sentence without aiming an insult at someone.

2. A person who can't post on a chatboard without aiming an insult at someone.

3. A person who enjoys belittling others.

Mary says, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"

Insult-O-Matic replies, "You ignorant moron! Anyone with half a brain knows the sky isn't really blue. Why don't you pick up a book once in awhile and learn something?"

by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009