The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.
ex. 1) Boy 1: Fuck, mang. I'm so zobbled right now. Huck and I had a wild night with the librarian last night if you know what I mean.
Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.
'ras zobbi' is a Maltese derogatory term that can be doubly translated in English as meaning either 'dickhead' or, more literally, 'the tip / (head) of my dick'. It is somewhat more of an insult than its English counterpart may signify, often used to describe people that are either being utter pricks or are acting in a manner that makes you want to bash their skull in.
Giving a couple of practical examples (because why wouldn't I), it usually goes something like this:
Maltese: Kif hadt ras alla teqred bro, qazziztli ras zobbi
English: You've done God's head in with all your whining mate, you made my dick tip feel nauseated.
Maltese: Ara ras zobbi, ha joqghod gej bil-liba wara li qalaghli ghoxx kemm ghandi biex ghamilli pjecir
English: Look at this dickhead, now he's gonna conjure up shit after I let him bend me sideways in return for a favour
Zobbing is the act of playing video/computer games. Although the term has derogatory undertones, implying the act of gaming is "not cool", it is frequently used by "zobbers". Generally accepted to have arisen from the sound of the TV switching on, making the term onomatopoeic.
Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games