the act or acts of being a slackass. Also defined by extreme acts of apathy, laziness or lethargy.
Steven has reached a new level of slackassery by getting himself a remote control pivot mount for his widescreen TV so that he can adjust the viewing angle of the TV while laying on the couch.
Any conversation you have with a another person who is only capable of talking about or listening to issues that pertain to his or her life. Usually the topics consist of editing, writing, or filming movies. They always have a lot of "projects" to tell you about and know a lot of "industry" people. Usually their head is much too large for their body sort of like Ben Affleck or Minnie Driver.
I tried to call Ben and ask him if he wanted to go to the concert, but I got stuck in another Slamkanversation.
Every conversation with my girlfriend is a Slamkanversation of the worstkind.
Look at Bill stuck in a Slamkanversation with Mr. Smith over there.
A sexual act containing three meat products, your choosing, two college girls and a blue goat ( while a teal or seafoam goat is acceptable a indego is not.)