ástráður 

Ástráður is a norse love god. He is the patron saint of baby boomers and PTA moms against vaping.

We are holding this bake sale in the name of Ástráður to discourage our kids from playing violent video games/

ástráður by m0lt0bene June 5, 2020

Asstrand 

To leave only 2 or 3 sheets of toilet paper on the role, so that the next person who sits down and starts to poop only to find that there is not enough TP to take care of business. This leaves the person and his/her ass stranded trying to figure out how to get to the hall closet for more TP with a nasty butt. We all know somebody that asstrands constantly.

My dear wife asstranded me again this morning. Since no one was home I had to walk my stinky butt out to the closet with my britches down around my ankles.
The worst asstranding I have ever been through, was at my new girlfriend's parents house. I was asstranded for more than 5 minutes trying to find something to wipe my butt with. Pretty embarrassing!

Asstrand, Asstrands, Asstranded, Asstrander, Asstranding.

Asstrand by Plow horse January 3, 2020

astrange 

A modification on the word "strange". Which means a pussy a man has never come in contact with before. When someone is speaking quickly, "a strange" can sound like one word.

"Yo, I'm looking for astrange vagina tonight"

astrange by Pantera Mac Daddy January 30, 2008

astradonomous 

A huge amount of money; or hefty loan

His car loan was definitely astradonomous.

astradonomous by Hunter777 December 26, 2017

astraniel 

A namn combination with Daniel and Astrid to combined to most amazing combinations in love and friendship or even relationships

Person 1: I think that Astraniel would be good
Person 2: Yeah Astrid and Daniel would be a good couple

astraniel by xxx-Urbanwriter-xxx March 14, 2018

astranoglfy 

The study of noglfy

I’m a astranoglfy professor

astranoglfy by Flak October 4, 2019

astranalakaph 

looking at a tv for 5 weeks straight.

hey bro lets pull off an astranalakaph.

astranalakaph by takky bakky May 2, 2022