obstruculous

adjective, to be actively and unnecessarily obstructive in the pursuit of a meritless objective from which gratification is derived

on train
a: would you please move your bag off that seat so that I can sit down?
b: no
a: you're merely being obstruculous
b: i know, tee hee

obstruculous by herr wordmeister April 2, 2009

Obstructionist in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

The Obstructionist in Chief is a very stable genius who has obstructed every possible investigation into every treasonous thing he has done since his stint as POTUS began.

Obstructionist in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2020

Foreground obstruction crew 

People and vehicles at airshows and airports charged with the vitally important task of obstructing photographers trying to get pictures of the aircraft. They typically wear orange shirts and/or reflective vests to enhance their visibility. They are best known for making their appearance *just* when the most interesting aircraft of the entire event is about to pass by, remaining present until they have spoiled the photo opportunity, and then returning to their lair.

Sh*t! My photo of that F-100 was spoiled by the foreground obstruction crew!

Foreground obstruction crew by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv August 28, 2006

observation period 

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

observation period by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

observevasion 

Observing ones surroundings to the point or near the point of self exclusion. Often combined with a compulsion to write down or verbally narate observations and/or interpretations.

Please pardon my observevasion. You don't mind if I bring my journal do you? I think I'm disappearing.

observevasion by Ferugualatin March 29, 2008

Observational Humor

A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.

Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"

Observational Humor by Alex1010 March 24, 2009

observe 

To sit back and pay attention

She observed everything that was going on around her, then she made her move

observe by @surrenderwasapose December 28, 2017