A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.
Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!
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by 1inABillion April 5, 2015
Get the tosser mug.Russian President Putin. Means a jerk off in American English. Also, British slang for male masturbation.
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"I did! He turned out to be quite the tosser. Of course, that can be a lot for some people. But I enjoyed it."
"I did! He turned out to be quite the tosser. Of course, that can be a lot for some people. But I enjoyed it."
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Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.
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