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João Pires

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João is very cool, very smart and he also happens to have a ginormous cock.
Yo João Pires, I saw your ginormous cock the other day!
by GINORMOUSCOCKMACHINE69 November 21, 2021
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dias pires

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Person of part asian - part European decent who likes to joke about being gay in order to cover up that he in fact is a raging homosexual
That guy is so faggadocious he must be a Dias Pires
by Ali[G] December 9, 2004
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Big pires

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A tea plate of big proportions, about the size of an average dinner plate.
I bought a new big pires because my dinner plate broke.
by ambi_ April 7, 2020
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Bang the Pipes

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Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
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Piers Morgan

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A turd that refuses to be flushed.
Has anyone got a stick, I've just dropped a massive Piers Morgan ?
by GiesterHaus December 16, 2015
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The raddest, awesomest 12-year-old girl in the history of cartoons. She wears funky sweaters and overdoses on Smile Dip.
"The future, is in the past!"-Mabel Pines
by Belac77 September 25, 2013
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Piers Morgan

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A well-known, narcissistic phone hacking specialist with manchild characteristic. He's an anti-Wenger type of Arsenal fan. He thinks he knows things better than anyone.
Can anyone throw away Piers Morgan's phone/device? He spouts his shitty take on Twitter again!
by Shiine-1 February 14, 2022
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