(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.
"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"
by Razukin December 02, 2002
the act of "pulling out" during unprotected sex before orgasm, quite possible resulting in the one in a million chance the female will still get pregnant
by darthdano February 13, 2009
by Loto32 January 27, 2013
The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.
Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.
by Bokolis August 19, 2013
The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.
After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.
Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.
Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.
Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.
Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.
by thePhatMan July 07, 2008
1) Cheap Scratch Off Tickets 2) Low life individual who usually resides in Public housing or historically ghetto community with a documented arrest record getting shot by the po-lice . The family of these scumbags would typically consult with a lowlife lawyer and in turn sue the city for at least 10 million dollars. The individual is either dead or a paraplegic at this point, but individual's family is now assured a high quality life.
Tyrone : Ma I got shot 25x by the po po, I swears all I did was not drop my realistically looking gun like object when they ordered me to.
Tyrone's Mom: Stay dead Trizzle, so I can win the Ghetto Lottery!
Tyrone's Mom: Stay dead Trizzle, so I can win the Ghetto Lottery!
by Niggarachee5 April 28, 2011
The woman won the ghetto lottery by successfully suing the grocery chain for terminating her, claiming racism.
by Bangalore guy February 14, 2011