goober 

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name; a nickmame. The first word that comes to mind when your baby starts to crawl, walk, talk. Used only in the most loving of ways with no negative connation at all. A loving nickname for someone who is pure, innocent, warms your heart and makes you smile.

Have you seen Goober?

goober by Debbie January 21, 2005

Goober 

It means peanut, but we don't use it for talking about peanuts. When a person calls you a goober, take it as a compliment. A "goober" is generally a funny person. The person could be odd, weird, outstanding, popular, social. When called a goober, just laugh. Goober is higher than weird, it's nicer to be called.

Goober could also be used sarcastically. Used sarcastically could be talking towards a serious, stuck-up, or sensitive person. If you want to tick someone off, be sure to call this in front of the person.

Ex 1.
Tannie: Jorgen's such a freaken goober. He ticks me off every time.
Bah: I know! He's so serious.

Ex 2.
Bah: Drew is such a goober.
Tannie: hahahhahhaa yeah he's hilarious!

Goober by tanya_sue June 16, 2008

goober 

(also can be called a goob)
1.a person who could very possibly be well-meaning, but is incredibly awkward to the point of making those around him or her feel uncomfortable and twitchy.
2. a person who, again, may be well-meaning, but has extremely annoying personal habits that annoy the hell out of everyone.

examples of signs of gooberosity:
chews gum extremely loud with mouth open (not obnoxious-on-purpose, but more obnoxious-without-realizing-it); always wears pants that are slightly too short or sleeves slightly too small; often uses a rolling backpack; squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often enthuastic about everything; and, the most significant goober sign: Heavy Mouth Breather.

These signs of goobdom are not condemning a person, because goobs can very often be quite entertaining and cool, but have gooby qualities about them.

Every time I see Patty in the hall, she breathes all over me and practically shouts, "HEY! WHAT'S UP?!" She's such a goober.

goober by Molly S April 19, 2006

Goober 

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname. A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive. Goobers are often the source of unexpected and inappropriate comments or outbursts. Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistibly sexy. Anyone lucky enough to love a goober will never be bored.

John: “Kim is such a goober!”

Ray: “Yeah, I can’t help but love her.”

Goober by thunjett August 16, 2009

GOOBER 

a beautiful man with personality, charm and style, relaxed and down to earth but with exacting high standards, outrageous sense of humor, comfortable in his own skin in all situations, a man who takes care of his looks in an old english sense of way yet still reeking masculine qualities, easily approachable, yet more than a challenge to win over and keep, knows exactly who he is and possessing steel-like inner confidence in approach and attitude, always ready to take a strong lead, yet with a mysterious vulnerability making him all the more attractive to the men who want to be like him and the women who want to be with him.

Matty is such a total goober, I'm not sure what it is, but I just can't get him out of my head, I'll never forget the night he looked at me and smiled with that handsome, boyish grin. Look, I still have goose bumps!

GOOBER by Crystal Chanda Lier December 19, 2010

goober 

term used toward people who are lame, acting lame, silly, or just say stupid things

Ur such a goober, stop being such a goob, whatsup goobster?

goober by cbean81 April 21, 2009

Goober 

A complete idiot who gets no poon and is basically the least likely to get any girls in the friend group. A group of goobers is called goobs. Common characteristics of a goober include: funny looking, clumsy, obese, low iq. This term was originated in Cranford New Jersey, by a red headed man.

Look at that funny looking fat kid! Hes a total Goober!

Goober by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019