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Simply put: surfing in a ditch. Usually (unless you live somewhere extremely steep) involves a tow-vehicle. And bailing and getting muddy. Often preceded by the ingestion of copious quantities of alcohol by the towee (not the tower of course)
The rippy started the day by durfing in the neighbour's ditch.
by scaresothers May 1, 2012
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Durfing

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The act of shaking the bed or couch while two people soak/dry hump so they aren’t committing a sin in the Mormon religion.
We invited Randy over to lift the couch up and down while we soaked so we could be pure while Durfing.
by ThatOneGuyNoPants May 22, 2025
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Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.
I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!
by subberz August 31, 2010
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Beer During

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The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.
Wanna come over later so I can have a beer during?
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 25, 2019
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Dursing

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i kept dursing him because he was annoying
by OhhhBigDaddy May 19, 2020
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derfing

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Aggressively grinding each other while making out.
Abby was derfing so hard last night with him.
by yunglivin September 1, 2019
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Squire-Dorfing

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To squire about town with your papel dorf.
Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?

Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!
by DORFSQUIRE June 2, 2010
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