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A person who is a huge fan of the hit tv show "The X Files". Normally they will apply ever aspect of the show to everyday life. Can often be found making music videos to the show, writing fan fiction or creating digital art or manipulations with the shows main characters, Mulder and Scully. A true x phile should be able to quote every significant event throughout the 9 year run of the show. Possibly the only people to ever understand the complex conspiracy that just got more confusing as time went on.

Can be found anxiously anticipating the next x files movie.
"It will happen, I know it will!"
A typical x phile would be able to say any of these at least once every day and incorporate them into otherwise unrelated conversation.

"That was like that time in that episode in Season 3 when Mulder asked Scully to..."
"That's why they put the 'i' in FBI!"
"This must be conspiracy"
"Oo! I feel like I'm stuck in an X File"

Endlessly singing the Catatonia hit: "Things are getting strange I'm starting to worry. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully!"

Whilst watching TV: "That guy was once on the x files in an episode where Scully and Mulder...."

"Trust no one"

And of course: "The truth is out there!"
x phile by requiem_x May 17, 2006
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peter phile 

hello my name is peter phile and i want to work at your school
peter phile by sticky October 23, 2003
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We don't want Gavin in our quiz team as he is a Wiki-Pedia-Phile and tends to get his questions nearly correct but sadly misses the mark on every occasion.

Shaite paite 

It’s an Indian slang meaning to be happy about something that you did.
My friend: I broke my record Of having sex six times in a day.

Me: oh great, shaite paite
Shaite paite by Nsahni October 15, 2020

hiphop phile 

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“bro rm is a hiphop phile!”

“stop talking abt bts you dumb bitch

“oh”

Wait-a-phile 

A man who is attracted to teenage girls, but waits until they are eighteen to hump them, to avoid legal crap. Usually goes for 18-20 year olds who appear to be 15 or 16.
A wait-a-phile
Shortly after the girl turned 18, the creepy 30 year old man that was always hanging out outside the high school, asked if she would like to "Come back to his place"...
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Oh, Wilson, someday I'll
kill you til you die,
Oh, Wilson, PYITE !
pyite by zwibble de jah jah September 5, 2007