s.ala.d

a person that always goes to jeankirsteinsgf’s comment section for mutuals

s.ala.d went to jeankirsteinsgf’s comment section for mutuals

by ilovemello March 27, 2021

s..alad

an great tiktoker.

there post arent from one fandom they just post weird shit but its funny. you can find random 2 am tts to cat ones to inside jokes with their moots. dont mix s..alad up with actual salad they are nicer.

for almost hitting 9k i decided to write this. i hope you grow much much more - a moot made from idc.zays post / a accidental moot

'LOOKS ITS S..ALAD'
'I WANNA BE LIKE THEM'
'we all have some s..alad in us'

by quinmm June 12, 2021

Aladdin's Scarf

The act of rubbing one's penis like a lamp until you ejaculate on your neck, representing a scarf, then commencing by making a wish.
Can be performed with a partner.

Daniel received an aladdin's scarf from Ricardo while Felipe watched with joy

by Krustachos January 1, 2017

Aladdin's magic carpet

When you pull the scrotum, with two hands, further then the end of the penis, making it look like penis (Alladin) is sitting on top of the scrotum (the magic carpet).

Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.

Jafir: Hey Jenny, would you like to ride Aladdin's magic carpet?

Jenny: Yeah... sure.

Jafir: Do you trust me?

Jenny: What? ...I guess so.

Jafir: *drops pants*

by FoodCatsEat December 14, 2009

Aladdin's Haggis

A lemmon-shaped meat-filled take-out food from Aladdin's on Crown Street in New Haven, CT

Last night I eat three Aladdin's Haggis, and now my arse is killing me.

by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006

Aladdin's Haggis

An Arab girls anus.

I shagged her up the Aladdin's haggis last night.

by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006

Aladdin's Haggis

An Arab Girls anus.

I shagged her up the Aladdin's Haggis!

by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006