Bakersfield Picnic

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.

Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."

by P. Gunn October 2, 2013

Batesrolled

A game created on The Bloody Good Horror podcast where you try to trick someone into clicking on a link to a screen shot of Kathy Bates naked in the 2002 film "About Schmidt"

I thought Tim was sending me a link to some funny video but when I clicked on it I got a face full of Bates boobs. He batesrolled me big time.

by BGHorror February 4, 2012

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016

bates motel

(n.) A building one does not feel safe at. The origin is the setting for the movie psycho.

Is this the bates motel or what?

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

Deca-beaters

The act of giving or receiving ten times the normal amount of beaters

Rachael was about to give Sarah the Deca-beaters

by Bigbeaters21 December 12, 2018

Bakers Oven

Another word for 'hotbox' (To smoke weed in a confined, closed space.)

Oli: Yo, ive skinned up

James: Sweet, lets take it to the bakers oven
Oli: Hell yeah

by Kermit123 May 17, 2009

Batesy

The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time

Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy

by BatesyDarlo February 7, 2018