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jack bauer

the best of the best. head of the CTU field agents and the most fearless and flat out coolest guy ever to be on a TV screen... ever
"yo what happened on 24 last night"

"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"
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Jack Bauer

1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.

2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.
1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
OR
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness

2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
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jack bauer

Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass
by Alex D September 14, 2006
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Jack Bauer

1.) Jack Bauer, a Field Agent on TV program 24. Aleneng, a superhero and an all round cool dude. Kinda like action man but with better hair. Works for CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit), Los Angeles.

2.) To pull a Jack Bauer is to perform a heroic act, such as save the world from evil Middle Eastern terrorists (who always seem to be working with the British. Well that's a compliment.).
1.) Wow, Jack Bauer saved the world again. Too bad he has a dumb ass daughter like Kim who went off with some ugly prick in series 3.

2.) Look i saved the world again. I'm such a Jack Bauer!
by KillYouAll June 30, 2005
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Jack Bauer

Verb.

To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.
I Jack Bauered your ass!

Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.
by AbbyErGr April 28, 2005
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Jack Bauer

The most awesome character to have ever hit T.V
There would be no 24 without Jack Bauer
by cass leigh December 21, 2006
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jack bauer

v. jack bauer

1. to hurry
2. to run out of time
by davidoc May 9, 2005
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