Winnits

dark, dried, un-wiped faeces attached to the outside of the anal area/on the anal hair.

"John, you seriously smell bad"
"Sorry, there wasn't enough toilet paper left; i got Winnits".
"What's that??"
"Basically, i have Dried Bum Crumbs".

by DannyCoonfishH October 21, 2010

Winnits

Small ball like, shit pieces hanging from the hairs of an uncleaned/dirty anus.

I licked the winnits of my ex girlfriend Lauren.

by Jack Oldfield N.Wales June 1, 2019

winnets

General term for the deposition of faecal matter deposited on or around the hair on ya bum. Similar to dewberry but runnier in form. Often reffered to as the masculine version of quimmets

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

Winnits

The dry, flaky or crispy/crunchy pieces of excrement around the anus

Hi how are you? do you want to pick my winnits?

by jamesinoz November 25, 2007

Winnets

Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up

Don't eat them, they are winnets, not M&Ms

by Simon April 15, 2003

winnets

Lee Finlay is in fact, a winnet.

A hairy piece of doo doo caught around a poo hole.

by Michelle Powers January 15, 2004

Winnits

An internet virus that attacks chat rooms and football forums at large. The virus is developed to never leave its designated forum - bombarding it with relentless posts.

"Oh no, there's a winnits in our chat room"

by Alex C January 5, 2004