Clitar Hero

Adjective/Slang: To be extremely adept at masturbation due to frequent practice sessions.

Omg, Jenny you need to get a boyfriend, before your a professional Clitar Hero.

by The Seeker January 8, 2009

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clitar solo

A clitar solo is performed by very overweight moley-featured lesbian musicians when naked and alone. It is usually accompanied by low groaning and a sploshing sound closely followed by a few loud rasping fanny farts and then snoring.

"Wow! Look at Nikki playing away at that clitar solo. Still it beats the verses which are all about cutting men's dicks off and throwing them in the river."

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

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clitar hero

When a girl rubs her clit so fast she looks like she's playing guitar hero

Sally played clitar hero all night last night, her wrist must be sore.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

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electric clitar

Take six volt battery, two gator clips attached to either side of battery and attach to labia major. using small metal object, make contact with the clitoris and both gator clips, making a strumming motion. the electricity should flow through the small metal object, causing clitoral electrocution.

I wanted to start a band so i picked up my electric clitar and started playing.

by Tits McGhee May 14, 2005

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PLAY THE CLITAR

female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.

Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.

by weave March 27, 2003

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