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"CLIT"AR 

SEX POSITION: Male holds female both facing same direction in a skewed position angled away from his dominant hand. he than enters her doggy style, fingers her clitoris(with dominant solo hand), and tickles her armpit. All in the fashion of a heavy metal lead guitarist's shredding guitar solo.
EX: Dude, i totally "CLIT"ARED my suicidal goth chick last night after totally downing some bleach.

EX2: "Well, hello Jimmy! Autumn told me all about your raunchy hotness you two had last night. You've got my panties moist just thinking about it".
"CLIT"AR by Lil castro December 27, 2014
Words you can keep
slang for female masturbation
she strums so hard on her clitar you can hear her screaming from two blocks away!
clitar by bigalmond August 14, 2014
The act of stimulating the clitoris by mimicking the strumming of a guitar.
CLITAR by Jmegirl2212 September 15, 2019
Dude, I went down on this chick and her clit was so big that I grab it with my teeth and pulled it tight and played the Clitar!
Clitar by Superstallion June 20, 2008
The act of strumming your clitoris like a guitar
It was late night she had no man so she strummed her Clitar and moaned the blues!
Clitar by FuQ2Bitch December 22, 2021

Clitar Hero 

Eumphemism for female masturbation
Susan: "What are you going to do on your day off?"
Mary: "I think I'm gonna play a little Clitar Hero and take a nap."
Susan: "Rock on, sistah!"
Clitar Hero by Aimee S. October 16, 2008

Clitar Hero 

"yeah, i walked in on Jenny the other day and caught her playing clitar hero, she was strumming some serious riffs"
Clitar Hero by sporting lesbian October 27, 2008
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