shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

Shit-balls

When you dicked her down so good in the ass that when you fuck her in her twat she shits all over your balls. In this case, shit-balls are a positive thing.

"Shit-balls!" Mike exclaimed as he came all over Kelly Ripa's face.

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones March 12, 2023

Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023

Monke shit

A hairy penis

Dude your monke shit is tiny

by Valk99 June 29, 2021

SHIT.

Nashvillian teen slang for the United States of America

“I live in the SHIT.”

by Panzerfäust July 26, 2018

shittinannys (shit-ta-nan-ees)

to yell or scream at an employies or a baby sitter/nanny for doing a shity job at what they do.

"shittinannys (shit-ta-nan-ees)"

present tence
shanna you are such a fricken shittinanny.

past tence
i just got shittinannyed for my work.

future tence
i just got arrested at baby sitting so i'll proboble get shittinannyed

by wackjobg January 7, 2010

Shit-ton

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.

by Yesway June 10, 2018