Shitting Birth

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth

Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting

by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017

Helsinki Shit Show

An occurrence that is unbelievably more stupid than anything else that has occurred before. Usually culminating from an ongoing habit of saying or doing things that only a person with shit for brains would say or do.

I thought his defense of Neo-Nazis was unbelievably stupid, but this latest stunt was a real Helsinki Shit Show!

by Medina Sod July 18, 2018

Shit strings

Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’

‘I’ve just had a runny poo and now I’ve got shit strings’

by Big guy 1463 April 4, 2024

Dog Shit

Mobile data

i don't use that dog shit i use WiFi

by Fuck Mobile Data April 8, 2022

yin yang shits

Where 2 people are having sex and they both shit themselves actively

Man last night I got a bad case of they yin yang shits

by Spookydafuckinscarry December 1, 2024

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

shit from an ass

Literal feces.

This term is usually used as "shit" has come to mean essentially the same thing as "terrible". So, of course, there has to be a new cathartic way of referring to LITERAL shit!

Why does it smell like shit here? Like, shit from an ass?

by an extremely depressed bandu March 11, 2025